Strong contender for best Facebook comment ever!
a tumblelog from the world of a greek-american geek, web-guru, philosopher, and champion of magnanimity
Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
- Jeez your religion iz so damn funny! You dont mind if I call you “Jeez” do you?
I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to post this. Prepare yourself for one of the greatest. And kids, stay away from drugs! Here’s why. :D
“Double Complete Rainbow!!!”
“What does this mean?”
“It’s full on… all the way!”
Best fight scene of all time!
Sorry. I coudn’t resist.
The “Creed Shreds” Meme
This is genius. Here are some other great examples…
The Joke That Will Change Your Life!! - as told by....
| Andrea: ok... here is the joke that will change your life: once upon a time, a husband and wife were trying to concieve. They really wanted to have a baby, so they went to all these doctors, and the doctors told them it was unlikey, but they kept trying anyway... finally they got pregnant, and the wife was so excited. She took real good care of herself, she ate right, exercised, did yoga... |
| Andrea: she did everything she could to make sure the baby would be healthy... |
| Andrea: then finally, 9 months later, the day came.. |
| Andrea: they went to the hospital, all excited, the husband and wife, so proud... |
| Andrea: finally, the wife was going into labor, and the husband was standing by her side, holding her hand, the nurse was holding her other hand, and the doctor was ready for the baby... |
| Andrea: he reached in, and gently pulled the baby out... then... |
| Andrea: he SLAMMED IT AGAINST THE WALL!!!! |
| Andrea: then he BROKE IT ACROSS HIS KNEE INTO TWO PIECES!!! |
| Andrea: THEN HE TOOK THE TWO PIECES, AND DRUMMED THEM ACROSS THE FLOOR!!!! |
| Andrea: RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT, he said... |
| Andrea: the husband and wife and nurse looked on horrified!!!! |
| Andrea: the doctor looked up, holding the two pieces of baby in his bloody hands, and said, |
| Andrea: "JUST KIDDING! IT WAS ALREADY DEAD!!!" |
an important educational message for children
